Oh no, you’re not firing these guns around your mom’s ceramic eggs! Next thing you know, you’re smashing them all and then we’re all in trouble for a month. You take them over to Timmy’s house and play there. The Toilet Paper Blaster provides a great incentive for yinz kids to put down the game controllers and go outside. There are added benefits too – get some fresh air and exercise while having fun!
So, get your toilet paper, go outside and point at some inanimate object and/or ONLY if your parents give the ok, at your friends! We don’t want any of our yinzers having Toilet Paper Blaster brush burns!
The Toilet Paper Blaster provides hours of good, clean fun!
Take a deep breath. Ahhhh, why you ask? Many of you aren’t used to breathing in that fresh air. Do you want a hygienic way to create spitballs AND have fun? This Toilet Paper Blaster transforms regular 2-ply toilet paper and water, yes water (not spit) into spitballs! “Holy Batman” you say, a roll of 2-ply toilet paper creates 350+ spitballs! You can create 2 spitballs from each 2-ply sheet; what a bargain! That translates into hours of fun at a minimal cost! In addition, these 100% bio-degradable spitballs are easy to clean up, make no skid marks, and don’t stain. Most importantly, they don’t harm the environment! The Toilet Paper Blaster is lightweight, a mere 2.05 pounds, and no batteries are required. Hands down this is the most economical form of entertainment you can own to “wipe out” the competition!
So, go outside, run around and have hours of fun! Simply load the toilet paper into your Toilet Paper Blaster, fill the water tank, pull the trigger and blast away! There may be some water leakage, however you definitely do not need to contact a plumber!
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Additional Notes
- This toy is NOT recommended for children under 8 years of age, as it is a choking hazard. Parental supervision is suggested.
- You must purchase toilet paper separately
- Blasts Toilet Paper up to 30 feet
- Includes 3 cutout targets
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