Are yinz kids in here playing Connect Four while the rest of us are outside enjoying the barbecue? Look, why don’t you come outside and play instead. I got you the giant Connect Four Garden game, but you can play it in the yard just fine. Have fun, and still spend time with the family, it’s a win-win!
You’re bored and want to go to the amusement park today? Don’t you kids know it’s winter? The amusement parks are all closed! You know what is open? The basement. Go down there and drive around on your Kidzone bumper car. It’s a classic theme park attraction you can enjoy from home! You want to drive it in the living ...
It's the car Alfred. Chick's dig the car! Maybe this isn't Batman's iconic 1989 car, but your children will love driving around "Gotham" in this Batmobile pedal go kart! Watch out Joker because little Bruce Wayne is on the way!
Yinz know I’d like nothing more than to go on vacation for a week. But how am I going to make sure my house plants don’t die while I’m away? I don’t want to trust letting someone in my home just to water my plants. You think I should get some self watering plant globes? Do they work?
Are you kids trying to make a paper airplane? I swear they just don’t make them like they used to. Alright, how about we try with the PowerUp 4.0 smartphone controlled paper airplane instead. Maybe you’ll learn something about aerodynamics along the way. So, how much is PowerUp?
I’m scared to ask, but where are you going with an armful of Nerf guns? You’re headed out to load up the Nerf Battle Racer go kart so you can patrol the neighborhood? That sounds awesome! I’ll go grab my blaster and come with you!
Did you know that none of the wide receivers on our team have ever been sick a day in their lives because they can't catch anything! If this keeps up, I’m sending them an All Pro Passer robotic quarterback toy so they can continue practicing in the off season. I think they could use it!
Are yinz going to the game today? I’m planning to tailgate all day; you should join us for some good eats. Will I have cold Iron City? Of course I will! I’m bringing my Aspenora 12V car fridge freezer combo to keep the food and drinks chilled all day!
No, I’m not letting you get yet another skateboard. What’s wrong with the ones you already have? If you’re bored with those, I think you should try an Inventist boardless skateboard instead. It will be more challenging and take up less space. Sounds win-win to me!
What do you mean they’re out of golf carts today? I don’t care if it’s muddy; I don’t want to lug my bag all over the course. It’s fine, I’ll just break out my golf bag scooter and poof, problem solved.
I know you kids want to practice for the big game this weekend. Kicking the soccer ball against the house is only damaging my siding. Go use this 7' soccer scoring challenge toy instead so I can enjoy my coffee without fear of you breaking something.
I was just remembering our trip to the Bahamas. You know what I miss most? Laying in a daybed and listening to the water. I saw a rattan birdcage round outdoor daybed that I think I’m going to get. I’ll put it by the pool and pretend I’m in the tropics!
What? No, you kids can’t carry the Skee Ball machine out of the game room. I don’t even want to think about how much chaos that will cause. You want to play in the backyard? Here, play with this jumbo lawn launch game instead. It’s the Roll and Score / Skee Ball made for backyard play!
No, you kids don’t need one of those fancy metal swing sets. I don’t want it hanging around in the yard for years when you outgrow it. Look, we have two perfectly good trees and a slackline swing set that we can make use of instead.
What are you kids doing out here by the pond? No, you can’t just throw our drone into the water. I don’t think you understand that water and electronics don’t mix. If you want to explore the pond with a camera, I think you’ll have better luck with the Geneinno underwater drone. So, how much do underwater drones cost?
One of my favorite things about summer are the rainstorms. I love sitting out in a hanging hammock chair on the porch. The sound of the rain, the fresh smell – everything is just so soothing. It’s even better with a good book and a glass of lemonade!
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