What do you mean you’re off to war? You kids are 5 years old. I don’t think that’s what you’re doing. Oh, you’re hitting the neighborhood in your power wheels 24v Thunder Tank ride on. Well, just don’t scare the neighbor’s dog again.
You’re bored and want to go to the amusement park today? Don’t you kids know it’s winter? The amusement parks are all closed! You know what is open? The basement. Go down there and drive around on your Kidzone bumper car. It’s a classic theme park attraction you can enjoy from home! You want to drive it in the living ...
It's the car Alfred. Chick's dig the car! Maybe this isn't Batman's iconic 1989 car, but your children will love driving around "Gotham" in this Batmobile pedal go kart! Watch out Joker because little Bruce Wayne is on the way!
I just got my first ever car with a push button starter. Goodbye keys! Of course, the first thing I had to do was customize it with an Iron Man start button cover. Now it seems even more cool and high tech, just like my favorite Marvel Avenger.
Where we’re going, we don’t need roads. I do think, however, we’d better put the license plates on the car, just in case. These Back to the Future license plates are perfect for all your time-traveling adventures!
Watch where you’re going, you jagoff! I tell you, some people really need to learn how to drive. Good thing I can tell them how I really feel thanks to the Flik car light that I got! So, what is the Flik?
I love my electric bicycle. It’s the perfect match for my work commute since I get to avoid that rush hour traffic. I had some problems, though, when the snow started falling. This snow e bike has been a lifesaver for the winter!
I’m scared to ask, but where are you going with an armful of Nerf guns? You’re headed out to load up the Nerf Battle Racer go kart so you can patrol the neighborhood? That sounds awesome! I’ll go grab my blaster and come with you!
As soon as I turn on the heat in the car, I just feel like I’m drying out my skin. I’m so glad I got this Autowit Fresh 2 portable air purifier and humidifier combo to help. Not only do I feel better, but the air quality improvement also helps me breathe easier on the go.
Are yinz kids sitting in the house playing Mario Kart all day? I think you need to go outside and zip around the neighborhood in your Razor Crazy Cart instead. It’s like real life Mario Kart, and I’m just glad to get you to burn off some energy! What’s a Razor Crazy Cart you ask?
Are yinz going to the game today? I’m planning to tailgate all day; you should join us for some good eats. Will I have cold Iron City? Of course I will! I’m bringing my Aspenora 12V car fridge freezer combo to keep the food and drinks chilled all day!
I’m sorry to tell you this, but I don’t remember where I parked the car. I know I should have gotten that Zus smart car charger and then we wouldn’t have this problem. Guess I’ll get to walking for now!
No, you can’t go ride your bike down a snowy hill, that sounds terribly dangerous. I know, why don’t you try out your Geospace ski scooter instead? It’s a kick scooter style toy that’s designed for snow, so I think you’ll manage much better with it.
You know, when I suggested you take the kids to the amusement park, I had something different in mind. Now there’s a mini ride on carousel in our home. Well, at least the kids seem to be having a good time!
I love watching all these folks out ice skating and enjoying the winter. I, however, am about as coordinated as a buffalo and don’t think that’s for me. Now, if they made some sort of ice bicycle, that would be up my alley. They do, and it’s called the Ice Cycle?
No, you can’t get a go kart. Do you know how much room those things take up? Just because we can finally see the floor in the garage doesn’t mean you can fill it. Well, that is, unless we get a folding electric go kart. That should help with space saving!
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