Did you know that none of the wide receivers on our team have ever been sick a day in their lives because they can't catch anything! If this keeps up, I’m sending them an All Pro Passer robotic quarterback toy so they can continue practicing in the off season. I think they could use it!
I had the craziest dream last night, Fred. We were on a spaceship called the Skeld, and the crew were all wearing these colorful suits. Then, next thing I knew, one of their heads popped open and stabbed me! Good thing I woke up, it’s terrifying to think about. Wait, that Among Us beanie hat that you’re wearing looks ...
It smells delicious in here! Are we having fried chicken for dinner? Wait, it’s not coming from the kitchen, but the living room instead. You’re warming the house with the signature spice blend of a fried chicken KFC fire log in the fireplace? What is a KFC fire log?
I really wish I were somewhere warmer. Wait, I have an idea. Beam me up, Scotty! Well, that didn’t work. Guess I’ll just put on my Original Series Star Trek insignia scarf and wish I was somewhere warmer.
There’s nothing I enjoy more than a good bonfire in the fall. No matter how close I get to the fire though, I always feel chilly. I even melted my boots once! I don’t have to worry about that anymore though thanks to my heated camping chair.
It’s almost that time of year again! Back to school means new friends, new things to learn, and new gear too. Now, don’t give me that look. I got you a Loot Llama Fortnite backpack so you can go back to school in style. They always say the Loot Llama has the best stuff!
What do you want to be when you grow up? A wilderness explorer, huh? Well, I think that every good explorer needs a base of operations. This jungle gym climber and platform tent will let you climb, explore, and watch the world around you!
You want to go camping this weekend? I don’t know, I don’t think I want to sleep in a tent on the ground. It’s uncomfortable, not to mention the bugs! If you bring the Guide Gear truck tent will that change my mind? Yes, I think it might!
You kids want to go to the movies? Well, how about instead of going out, I blow up the Gemmy widescreen inflatable movie screen for the backyard? It’s a beautiful night out, so it’ll be just like going to the drive-in. Without, you know, me having to drive anywhere.
No, we can’t go all the way to the beach today. Look, I’m happy you kids decided that surfing was fun, but it’s not an everyday thing. Why don’t you go try out the Swurfer swing on the tree instead? It’s the closest you can get to surfing in the backyard! You want to know how you swing a Swurfer?
You guys remember last year when Dave flipped the whole bowl of guacamole at the tailgate? This year, I’m making sure there are no more avocado related atrocities. Check out my new collapsible tailgating table! It holds drinks, chips and dip, and even has a cooler. It’s the perfect tailgate tool!
How come yinz put our garden gnomes on the dinner table? It's bad enough I have to watch your mom so she doesn't steal my french fries, I don't need to keep an eye on hungry Swedish gnomes as well! I will say though that this plush gnome couple is kind of cute. Ok, we can let them stay around and help us decorate for ...
Soccer is a big part of the Fall sports scene for children of all ages. Unfortunately with the time change in the fall, it gets darker earlier, and that cuts into playing time. Extend that play time with the GlowCity LED soccer ball. Now yinz have time for homework, dinner, and soccer in the evening!
Yinz really need a new backpack for school. This one is old and ripping apart at the straps. Plus, there’s some unknown stain on the bottom. Definitely time for a new one. How about this flip sequin backpack? I hear they’re quite popular, so you can make everyone jealous! What do you mean you don’t know what flip ...
A portable fire pit is designed to fold up and be taken with you wherever you go. Unlike an inground fire pit, these portable pits leave no trace and do not destroy the environment underneath. On a hard surface like cement, sand, or rocks, there is no danger of the heat under the pit ruining the ground. On grass or a ...
Magical Flames are sure to add bold, beautiful colors to any fire. These packets are safe for use both indoors and outdoors! Simply toss a pouch into the fire and watch the myriad of bright colors come to life. There’s no need to open the packets, so no exposure to the chemicals within. They’re safe for the whole ...
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