I love my electric bicycle. It’s the perfect match for my work commute since I get to avoid that rush hour traffic. I had some problems, though, when the snow started falling. This snow e bike has been a lifesaver for the winter!
It’s really slippery outside; I’m worried I’m going to end up on my backside trying to walk down the driveway. I’d better break out the retractable spike boots, so I don’t accidentally bounce off the pavement.
Are yinz tired of having to dig sleds out of the garage rafters year after year for a weekend of sledding with the kids? If so, then you need to check out these Sled Legs! This unique product is guaranteed to be far more effective than rubbing your snow pants down with Vaseline (not that we know from experience…)
I’ve never seen you excited to go shovel the driveway. What’s gotten into you? Oh, I know, it must be the Snow Joe snow power shovel you just got. Yeah, I guess it might be fun when it’s not back-breaking work!
I had the craziest dream last night, Fred. We were on a spaceship called the Skeld, and the crew were all wearing these colorful suits. Then, next thing I knew, one of their heads popped open and stabbed me! Good thing I woke up, it’s terrifying to think about. Wait, that Among Us beanie hat that you’re wearing looks ...
I’ve been trying to figure out how to set up the living room just right. I’d like to get a fireplace added, but then I don’t know where to put the TV. I don’t want to wall mount it either. Perhaps an Ameriwood fireplace TV stand is just the thing.
No, you can’t go ride your bike down a snowy hill, that sounds terribly dangerous. I know, why don’t you try out your Geospace ski scooter instead? It’s a kick scooter style toy that’s designed for snow, so I think you’ll manage much better with it.
You kids want to go snowmobiling this year? Aren’t you still a little young for that; what happened to sledding? Oh, sledding isn’t cool anymore, got it. Well, how about we split the difference then. Let’s try this inflatable snowmobile sled instead. It’s a cross between the two, so you can look cool, and I can feel ...
I love watching all these folks out ice skating and enjoying the winter. I, however, am about as coordinated as a buffalo and don’t think that’s for me. Now, if they made some sort of ice bicycle, that would be up my alley. They do, and it’s called the Ice Cycle?
I have been watching a lot of Jurassic Park, so I may be seeing things, but is that a dinosaur coming down the hill? Oh, thank goodness it’s just a human in a dinosaur snow tube. I was about to make a run for it!
You know kids, I don’t think a snowstorm is a reason to just stay inside all day. I know, why don’t you all go out and have a good old fashioned snowball fight? You don’t want to roll snowballs because it makes your hands cold? Here, then take this snowball launcher which makes snowballs for you!
It smells delicious in here! Are we having fried chicken for dinner? Wait, it’s not coming from the kitchen, but the living room instead. You’re warming the house with the signature spice blend of a fried chicken KFC fire log in the fireplace? What is a KFC fire log?
I know you want to go to the beach and play, but it’s not the right season. Did you know that your Create A Castle sandcastle molds work on snow just as well as sand? Sandcastles step aside, snow castles are where it’s at!
I know winter just began, but I’m over it already. I was so tired of being cold, but putting on a huge coat made me feel like the Stay Puft marshmallow man. This Sustain heated jacket I just got is sleek, modern, and best of all – warm!
I really wish I were somewhere warmer. Wait, I have an idea. Beam me up, Scotty! Well, that didn’t work. Guess I’ll just put on my Original Series Star Trek insignia scarf and wish I was somewhere warmer.
There’s nothing I enjoy more than a good bonfire in the fall. No matter how close I get to the fire though, I always feel chilly. I even melted my boots once! I don’t have to worry about that anymore though thanks to my heated camping chair.
Come quick, there’s a Snorlax taking a nap on our sofa! I didn’t think they were real! Oh, well you really fooled me. You’re just snoozing in your Pokémon Snorlax hoodie blanket with ears. Here I thought you were the real deal.
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