Oh gosh, your breath smells! Have you been eating gagh with the Klingons again? I’m not coming anywhere near you until you have a Star Trek breath mint. Let’s just hope Dilithium crystals can overpower that stench!
Boldly go where no man has gone before when you pop a Star Trek breath mint into your mouth. Funny enough, Dilithium crystals seem to taste like peppermint. Who knew? I always assumed they were cotton candy flavored. Scotty’s giving all the fresh breath he’s got!
It’s not highly illogical – you’ll need a Star Trek Dilithium crystals breath mint if you want to smell fresh!
You’ll live long and prosper (or at least have more friends) when you grab a Star Trek breath mint. No longer will you be plagued by bad breath after eating some of the bizarre foods in Star Trek.
Just grab the handy tin, which features Scotty’s face on the lid. He’s not here to beam you up, but instead offers you a tasty Dilithium crystal (that’s a breath mint for you non-Trekkies).
Fresh from the warp core, these white colored, peppermint flavored mints will help chase away whatever stench is on your breath. If you’re got an important meeting coming up with the Klingons, you better make sure you feel your best!
The tin is about 1 3/4 x 1 3/4 x 3/4 inches so it’s very small – similar in size to a matchbook. Don’t let that fool you about the powerful mints inside, though. I like it because it fits easily into a purse, pocket, or backpack without taking up much space.
After you’ve consumed all your space rocks, feel free to refill and reuse the tin with your favorite other mints. I mean, Scotty’s face is definitely an upgrade from generic mint tins.
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Additional Notes
- Officially licensed
- Contains Sorbitol, Natural and Artificial Flavors, Magnesium Stearate, Potassium Acesulfame
- Free from major allergens
- Also available in a Carl Sagan variety
- Mints are made in USA (the tin is not)
- Recommended for ages 13+ due to choking hazard of small mints
- 4.5 stars with nearly 1,000 reviews – Trekkie approved!
- Perfect stocking stuffer!
- Keep warm this winter season with a Star Trek insignia scarf
Star Trek Insignia Scarf Original Series - Official Star Trek Merchandise - Perfect Gift for men and women$24.99 - Thaw out when you enjoy a warm cup of tea, with the Star Trek tea tin keeping everything organized
getDigital Tea Tin, Tea. Earl Grey. Hot. - Metal caddy with lid for loose leaf tea storage - Shows the replicator interface from a classic Sci-Fi TV Show - Capacity 17 fl oz$14.95
- It’s getting dark earlier, so make sure to keep your Star Trek mood rock lamp available in case you need to pick out the perfect mint!
The Wand Company Star Trek The Original Series Rock Mood Light - Remote Controlled by Type-1 Phaser
- Really shake up the palate with these Archie McPhee clam flavored Clamdy Canes!
- These Dilithium crystals are not only great for the warp core, but they also make perfect stocking stuffer ideas!
