Mittens don’t look at me like that. You know I already fed you today, twice in fact! I know you think you should get all the food and treats you want, but it doesn’t work like that. Good thing I’m wise to all your jokes and tricks with this copy of How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You. If you keep giving me those death glares from across the room, I don’t know what to think anymore.
It’s pretty unlikely that your standard house cat is, in fact, plotting to kill you. No matter how upset they may seem, they lack the cognitive reasoning to develop a murder plot. Cat joke books such as How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You explore the humorous side of cat ownership. Laugh at the silly things your cat might be thinking about if they could plot your demise.
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How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You is the book with plenty of jokes and laughs for cat lovers!
Critically acclaimed author The Oatmeal (also known as Matthew Inman) writes a variety of comics which are featured on his web series. He’s brought together a collection of his cat themed comics and jokes, then published them into this New York Times Best Seller, How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You. This 136 page book is available in paperback or digitally on your Kindle. It features an array of the comics from The Oatmeal site, plus an additional 15 cat jokes never seen outside this book. Plus, as an added bonus, the paperback version includes a removable poster!
How to Tell If You Cat Is Plotting to Kill You is a humorous take on the life of your average housecat. Is your cat kneading you? That’s not affection, she’s simply looking for internal weakness in your organs. Has your cat been eating out of the dog’s bowl? He’s trying to bulk up with extra protein. This humorous book covers comics, facts, and “instructional guidelines” in a hilarious compilation. Please note that this book of jokes is geared towards adult cat lovers, and many of the comics contained within are considered “NSFW” or Not Safe for Work. While hilarious in nature, this book is not appropriate for children.
This book makes a hilarious gift for any cat loving adult in your life (though maybe not for grandma)! Consider giving it as a Christmas gift, birthday gift, or a gag gift to one of your friends. Anyone who loves cats and has a sense of humor will appreciate this compilation of cat masterpieces!
Additional Notes
- While this cat book might not be on the list, you’re sure to find something entertaining on the Top 100 Books scratch off poster!
- No matter what you read, a Page Glow book light will make things easier!
- Physical book measures 7 x 0.5 x 9 inches and weighs 1.2 pounds
- Best seller in both Comic Strips (Books) and Animal & Pet Care on Amazon
- Rated 4.4-stars with over 4,500 reviews!
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