What am I snacking on? Oh, you know, just some unicorn. Yes, Ted, I know they’re mythical. I’m just having fun with my exotic new Mythical Meats beef sticks. Where else could you sample dragon, werewolf, and other beasts of legend? Don’t worry about where we got the dragon, jerky isn’t made from raw meat.
It’s a common misconception that jerky is raw meat. Jerky, whether beef or any other meat, is created by first dehydrating the meat. Once all moisture is removed, the meat is then smoked or heat cured, to ensure that it is safe for consumption. This applies to all commercially made jerky in the US.
Bring the pages of your fantasy novel to your snack bowl with Mythical Meats beef sticks!
Mythical Meats beef sticks are the protein packed snack for lovers of the magical, mystical, and otherworldly creatures. In this pack of 10 snack sticks, you’ll sample all sorts of enchanted flavors. Each exotic meat stick comes individually wrapped for easy sharing with friends or packing on the go.
Try out the legendary Kraken (maple flavored duck meat) without the need to set sail. No silver bullets necessary to try Werewolf (teriyaki flavored venison). Pegasus brings you the tastes of antelope and beef, while Phoenix is a mix of beef and pheasant. Griffin is made from ostrich, and Dragon is a cajun alligator with beef blend. All four of these may be flying creatures, but you won’t have to leave the ground!
Unicorn is made from smoked beef, and Chupacabra is made from a Mexican style chorizo. Note that the Chupacabra is the only variety that contains pork, if you have dietary restrictions. Rounding out the list is Basilisk (a mix of alligator and beef), and the Loch Ness Monster with a beef and buffalo blend.
While they’re not truly mythical animals you’re snacking on, these are still some exotic and tasty snack sticks. Each beef stick is high in protein and low in sugar (only 1g per serving). Plus, they’re Keto friendly and even gluten free (with the exception of Phoenix and Werewolf).
Mythical Meats beef sticks are great for a variety of occasions. Sure, you can just snack on them anytime. However, they’re the perfect choice for game night, especially for your next D&D campaign. Eat dragons while fighting dragons in your game! They’re also great for tailgating, camping, hiking, or just sharing with friends and family. These meat sticks fit a variety of diets, and are an easy way to be a little adventurous in your snacking!
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Additional Notes
- US Dept of Agriculture inspected and approved
- Each snack stick is 1 ounce
- No refrigeration required
- Average shelf life is 6 months
- Perfect for Valentine’s Day, Father’s Day or even as stocking stuffers
- 4.6 star rating with over 500 reviews – delicious!
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