Hey, did you talk to some guy named Cicero on the street just now? I passed him as he was muttering something about the Night Mother, and he told me I should join his secret society. Seemed pretty strange to me. Wait, why are you carrying a Skyrim fleece Dark Brotherhood throw blanket? How many times have I told you to stop joining sketchy assassin guilds?
The Dark Brotherhood is a guild of assassins featured in the Elder Scrolls Skyrim game. It’s an optional faction that the main playable character – the Dragonborn – can join. Fans of the game can also find collectible Dark Brotherhood memorabilia for their home. Options include clothing, jewelry, blankets, or even coffee mugs.
Bring the dark side of Tamriel home with your Skyrim fleece Dark Brotherhood throw blanket!
Even trained assassins need to stay warm, so grab yourself a Skyrim fleece Dark Brotherhood throw blanket. This 60 x 45 inch throw is made from lightweight polyester fleece. It’s the perfect lap throw when you’re sitting on the couch playing Skyrim! This blanket is a mix of black and red colors, featuring the notorious handprint that represents the Dark Brotherhood. This officially licensed blanket also features the iconic phrase ‘We Know’ across the bottom.
We also know that even guilds need to do laundry. This throw blanket is machine washable in cold water, making it easy to keep it clean. Since it’s so cozy, we imagine you’ll use it for other things besides gaming. It’s great for movie night, camping, car trips, sporting events, or concerts. This blanket keeps you feeling snuggly warm, but ready for a contract at any moment.
Any fan of the Elder Scrolls game series will love this throw blanket. It makes a perfect gift for Christmas or a birthday for the Dragonborn in your life. Whether you want to join them, or destroy them, the Dark Brotherhood is a staple of Skyrim you won’t soon forget!
Additional Notes
- Blanket weighs just under 1 pound
- Will not increase your sneak abilities
- New product, but has a perfect 5 star rating so far!
- Won’t make you hear Black Sacrament prayers (probably)
- We do not recommend or condone assassinating anyone
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