Hey GLaDOS, I need a new cookie jar for the kitchen, can you help me out? Why are yinz looking at me like that? Oh, I renamed my home assistant GLaDOS just for fun. See, she just ordered me a Portal Companion Cube storage tin. She’s quite helpful around the house you know. Just don’t ask her about the experiments.
The Companion Cube is a storage cube appearing in Portal and Portal 2, distinguishable by the heart on the sides. It was designed to test a player’s emotions and ethics about having to destroy their loyal companion. Thankfully, collectibles such as plush cubes or containers are available to bring one home with no incinerator required.
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If the cake is a lie, just put it in the Portal Companion Cube storage tin and worry no more!
This Portal Companion Cube storage tin allows you to bring home a piece of Aperature science. This 4” cube is made completely of tin, with the exterior fashioned to look just like the lovable Companion Cube from the Portal game series. It features a removable lid, perfect for storing all of your essentials. However, we wouldn’t recommend giving it anything sharp and pointy, since we all know what happens when you turn out the lights.
The Companion Cube tin is an officially licensed collectible from Valve’s Portal series. It’s the perfect choice for gamers and fans of the series in general. You can use this storage tin on your desk at work for small items like paper clips or rubber bands. It’s also excellent in the kitchen for your storage needs. This tin is not airtight though, so maybe you do want to avoid hiding the cake in it.
This storage tin makes a perfect gift for the home or office. It’s small enough to be a stocking stuffer, but also perfect for a birthday, Mother’s Day, or Father’s Day. If you start hearing voices coming from it though, you’re definitely imagining it. After all, the Enrichment Center told us the Companion Cube couldn’t speak.
Additional Notes
- Measures 4 x 4 x 4 inches and weighs 4.9 ounces empty
- Does not protect from turret fire
- Recommended for ages 14+
- Do not attempt to insert into an incinerator
- Best seller in Decorative Boxes with a 4.5 star rating!
- The cake is a lie
