You think the baby is teething again? Oh don’t worry, I gave him some bacon. No, not real bacon! I gave him an Appeteethers bacon teether toy. I promise it’s totally baby safe, and who doesn’t love bacon?
What do you mean you missed the bus again? Well, I don’t have time to take you to school today. I’ve got a meeting to get to. You’ll just have to hop on your Jetson Jupiter kick scooter for kids and get yourself there today!
I remember my first pogo jumper, and I’m pretty sure the scars on my knees do, too. A foam Flybar pogo stick seems like a safer alternative for a first version of this popular toy. Plus, when the kids go to bed, I can still have fun with it too!
No, you kids don’t need one of those fancy metal swing sets. I don’t want it hanging around in the yard for years when you outgrow it. Look, we have two perfectly good trees and a slackline swing set that we can make use of instead.
Hey kids, why is there an elephant in the backyard? I thought I specifically told you we could not bring a pet home from the circus! It’s only your GoFloats giant inflatable elephant sprinkler? Well, that sounds less messy than a real elephant to me!
What do you want to be when you grow up? A wilderness explorer, huh? Well, I think that every good explorer needs a base of operations. This jungle gym climber and platform tent will let you climb, explore, and watch the world around you!
No, we can’t go all the way to the beach today. Look, I’m happy you kids decided that surfing was fun, but it’s not an everyday thing. Why don’t you go try out the Swurfer swing on the tree instead? It’s the closest you can get to surfing in the backyard! You want to know how you swing a Swurfer?
Did you just hear a thumping sound? I guess Timmy fell out of bed again; good thing we put that thick rug down. Ever since changing to a bed instead of a crib, he’s been doing this. We should try out this octopus bed guardrail to help him stay in.
What’s all the commotion going on up here? Yinz are busy fighting over who gets the top bunk? I thought we bought the triple bunk bed with a slide so you two wouldn’t fight anymore? One of you gets to have the slide tonight, and one of you gets the top bunk. Don’t worry, we measured so you won’t hit your head on the ...
Remember how awesome we thought the planetarium was as a kid? Well, what if we could experience that same fun as an adult? I was thinking of adding a BlissLights Sky Lite laser star projector to the theatre we installed in our finished basement. Then, we can sit in our grown up planetarium and enjoy the stars! You ...