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Atari Flashback Portable Game Player with 70 Retro Games!

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You kids these days don’t know what classic video games were like. Here, take my Atari Flashback portable game player, and check out the classic retro games we grew up with. I bet you’ll be surprised!

$69.99 $74.00 Buy Now

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Thor Hammer Water Bottle – Drink with the Might of Mjolnir!

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Are you running with a hammer? Is that some trendy new workout thing I just haven’t heard of? It’s actually your Thor hammer water bottle designed to look like Mjolnir? Sounds hydrating and powerful!

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Electronic Dictionary Bookmark with Over 40,000 Words

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I love that you love reading, but if you ask me "What does this word mean?", one more time I might lose it. Take this electronic dictionary bookmark to look up words as you go. Plus, it’s a bookmark, which you needed anyway!

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ProjeX Wall Projecting Arcade Game – Take Aim with Lasers!

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We went to an amusement park that had an attraction where you used a laser to shoot objects for points. Now, that’s all the kids can talk about; they’re totally obsessed. So, I was thinking I’d get them a ProjeX projecting arcade game that they can play with at home.

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12 Bottle VinGardeValise Wine Suitcase – Fly with Your Wine!

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I was recently in Italy, and I have to say it was one of the nicest trips I’ve ever been on. My biggest regret was not being able to bring back wine easily. Next time, I’m packing everything into a VinGardeValise wine suitcase.

$379.95 Buy Now

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Uranus Soap – It’s a Novelty Planetary Cleaning!

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You’re so dirty it looks like you’ve spent a month in space. Go and clean yourself up with some Uranus soap before the company arrives. I don’t care if you found gold on an asteroid; you still need to be clean!

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55″ Snowing Musical Christmas Tree – an Indoor Wonderland

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Is it snowing inside the house? Well, I either have a hole in the roof, or someone turned on the snowing musical Christmas tree. I just love how festive it is!

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Yardament 30″ Giant Inflatable Ornaments for a Christmas Lawn

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You’re looking for a giant tree? Oh, you must be wondering what I’m doing with these yardament giant inflatable ornaments. I’m actually just putting them around the lamp post in the yard!

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Droids to the World – Christmas Inflatable with R2-D2 and BB-8

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These are not the droids you’re looking for. Did you check outside? Last I knew they were greeting guests in the Star Wars Droids to the World Christmas inflatable.

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Life Size Animated and Dancing Grinch – Holidays in Whoville!

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What do you mean someone is here to steal Christmas? Don’t worry, that’s just my life size animated Grinch you saw in the living room. I don’t think there’s much he could do, but you better not be naughty, just in case!

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Doctor Who Weeping Angel Tree Topper – Don’t Look Away!

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Don’t blink. I got a Doctor Who weeping angel tree topper and very weird things have started happening. So, just to be safe we’d better keep our eyes on the tree the whole time.

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Saguaro Cactus Christmas Tree – Enjoy a Southwest Holiday

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It’s the most wonderful time of the year! The time to put up the tree, that is. This year, I’ve decided to go rogue and embrace a little Southwest flair with a cactus Christmas tree. It’s such a fun take on the traditional tree!

$79.99 $98.98 Buy Now

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AT-AT Ugly Christmas Sweater – The Reindeer March of Hoth

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Oh, what a cute holiday sweater you have! Are those reindeer? Wait a minute, those aren’t reindeer. That’s a Star Wars AT-AT ugly Christmas sweater. I’d know those iconic lumbering transports anywhere, even with antlers!

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Elevated Christmas Train Around the Tree – 42″ Train Track

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Last year, I put up a cute train around the bottom of the tree. Then, about 5 seconds later, it was destroyed by the dog. This year, though, I’ve got a better plan. I’m using an elevated Christmas train around the tree, so it’s no longer ground level.

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Star Trek Dilithium Crystals Breath Mint Tin – Live Long & Minty

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Oh gosh, your breath smells! Have you been eating gagh with the Klingons again? I’m not coming anywhere near you until you have a Star Trek breath mint. Let’s just hope Dilithium crystals can overpower that stench!

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A Die Hard Christmas Book – Greetings from Nakatomi Plaza!

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What do you mean you don’t think Die Hard is a Christmas movie? You know what I think? I don’t think we can be friends anymore. Here, go read my copy of A Die Hard Christmas book, and then maybe we can talk.

$6.79 $16.99 Buy Now

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Squid Game Cookie Cutter Set – DIY Dalgona Candy Challenge

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Are you making gingerbread in here? Wait a minute; I don’t think that looks like gingerbread. You’re making Dalgona candy with your Squid Game cookie cutter set. I’m getting out before the Front Man shows up!

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Original Series Star Trek Insignia Scarf: Space the Final Frontier

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I really wish I were somewhere warmer. Wait, I have an idea. Beam me up, Scotty! Well, that didn’t work. Guess I’ll just put on my Original Series Star Trek insignia scarf and wish I was somewhere warmer.

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