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De-Illuminating Ping Pong Table – Ultimate LED Table Tennis

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Care for a game of ping pong? I warn you, this isn’t just your standard game of table tennis. Instead, we’re going to play on my de-illuminating ping pong table system. I know you’re good at ping pong, but this will put your skills to the ultimate test!

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Bounce Dinosaurs – Inflatable Prehistoric Hopping & Racing Fun

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Fine, I’ll come to the family picnic this summer. I just want you to know ahead of time if there are any more potato sack races, I’m out. This year we’re using inflatable bounce dinosaurs to race instead? Well, as long as cousin Johnny stays in his own lane, we should be good!

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Gargoyle Wine Aerator – Your Gothic Tool for Great Tasting Wine

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You’re out of wine? Well, just ask the gargoyle for more. No, I’m not joking! I have a gargoyle wine aerator watching over the bottle. It pours, aerates, and makes my wine bottle look awesome!

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Ring Frisbee – Ultimate Lightweight Glow in the Dark Flying Disc

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Oh no, you kids aren’t going out to play frisbee again. I don’t need another kid with a black eye like last time. If you want to throw stuff around, you’re going to use the Activ Flyer ring frisbee instead.

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Giant Outdoor Chess Set – Big Fun in Your Yard and Garden

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Hey, did you know I can see your chess board from across the street? That’s one giant outdoor chess set you’ve got there. Just how tall is an outdoor chess piece?

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Giant Fog Breathing Dragon – Best Halloween Yard Decoration

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Whoa there, Tim. Where on Earth did you find a real dragon that breathes fog for your yard? I didn’t think you could just go to the store and come home with a dragon. You actually can? You went to Home Depot and got this giant fog breathing dragon just for Halloween? I don’t even want to know how you fit it in the ...

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Bioluminescent Bath Crystals – Relaxing Jasmine Soaking Salts

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Someday, I want to explore the bioluminescent filled caverns by boat. Until I can do that, though, I’ll have to settle for pretending I’m there while in the bath. These bioluminescent bath crystals emulate the beautiful sights, while also relaxing and pampering me!

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Poop Emoji Waffle Maker – How to Make a Crappy Breakfast

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I think you’ve finally lost it. I come downstairs for breakfast, and I’m greeted by this? Who would ever dream of eating poop for breakfast? It’s just a waffle from your poop emoji waffle maker? Well, I guess it’s not often I see poo smiling at me.

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10′ Giant 3D Dragon Kite – Prowl the Skies like an Apex Predator

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Look, up in the sky! It’s a bird, it’s a plane. Nope, it’s just my 10' giant 3D dragon kite. I love flying this thing and seeing the look of awe and wonder from passersby. So, how much does a dragon kite cost?

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Bacon Teether – The Tastiest Food as a Baby Teething Toy

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You think the baby is teething again? Oh don’t worry, I gave him some bacon. No, not real bacon! I gave him an Appeteethers bacon teether toy. I promise it’s totally baby safe, and who doesn’t love bacon?

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Clear Kayak – A Transparent Canoe Hybrid for Glass Boating

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I went on a glass bottom boat trip last summer and I loved getting to watch the fish. So, when I decided to go shopping for a boat myself, I wanted something that could replicate that experience. The transparent clear kayak seemed like the best decision! So, how much does a transparent kayak cost?

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Giant Inflatable Seesaw Dome Rocker – Bouncy Outdoor Fun

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I still have memories of scalding my legs on that old metal seesaw at the playground. Now we have an inflatable seesaw dome rocker that’s all the fun with none of the pain. Kids these days don’t know how easy they have it!

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Rubik’s Cube Night Light – Soft Glow Classic Retro Puzzle Lamp

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I’ve been trying to solve this Rubik’s Cube puzzle for a solid 10 minutes now, with no luck. All I’ve managed to do is make it light up. I didn’t even know it could do that! That’s because this isn’t the classic puzzle game but is instead a Rubik’s Cube night light? That explains many things.

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Outdoor Foosball Table – Play Games and Enjoy Mother Nature

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Where do you kids think you’re going with the foosball table? You can’t just take it out onto the porch. I saw the weather forecast; it’s going to rain today. I just know you’re going to leave it out there. Let’s get the Hall of Games outdoor foosball table set up for you to use instead. It won’t mind a little water!

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GingerDEAD Man Cookie Cutter – Spooky Halloween Treats

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Why does the house smell like gingerbread? I know it’s not Christmas, you can’t fool me that easily. You’re making it for Halloween with your gingerdead man cookie cutter and stamper? Well, I do like gingerbread so I guess it’s a bonus season!

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Haunted Mansion Clock – Spooky 13 Hour Grandfather Clock

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Don’t any of you foolish mortals know how to tell time? I’m the only one with a clock because you’re all just ghosts? Well, good thing I’ve got the Disney 13 hour Haunted Mansion clock to keep me on schedule. You happy haunts don’t have to worry about getting to work on time!

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Dragon Pedal Boat – Best Paddle Boat to Rule the Lake

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No, we’re not going to the amusement park. I know you kids just want to run around and eat way too many corn dogs. What if we take the dragon pedal boat out for a spin on the pond instead? I can pack a healthier picnic lunch, and it’ll be a fun day! So, how much does a pedal boat cost?

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UFO Earrings – Beam Up with this Alien Abduction Jewelry

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I had a dream last night that I was abducted by aliens! They came and grabbed me in the middle of the night. I think it was just my brain playing tricks on me, though. After you wore those alien UFO earrings to the club, my mind just ran with it!

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