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Gargoyle Wine Aerator – Your Gothic Tool for Great Tasting Wine

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You’re out of wine? Well, just ask the gargoyle for more. No, I’m not joking! I have a gargoyle wine aerator watching over the bottle. It pours, aerates, and makes my wine bottle look awesome!

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Giant Fog Breathing Dragon – Best Halloween Yard Decoration

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Whoa there, Tim. Where on Earth did you find a real dragon that breathes fog for your yard? I didn’t think you could just go to the store and come home with a dragon. You actually can? You went to Home Depot and got this giant fog breathing dragon just for Halloween? I don’t even want to know how you fit it in the ...

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Bioluminescent Bath Crystals – Relaxing Jasmine Soaking Salts

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Someday, I want to explore the bioluminescent filled caverns by boat. Until I can do that, though, I’ll have to settle for pretending I’m there while in the bath. These bioluminescent bath crystals emulate the beautiful sights, while also relaxing and pampering me!

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Poop Emoji Waffle Maker – How to Make a Crappy Breakfast

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I think you’ve finally lost it. I come downstairs for breakfast, and I’m greeted by this? Who would ever dream of eating poop for breakfast? It’s just a waffle from your poop emoji waffle maker? Well, I guess it’s not often I see poo smiling at me.

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Bacon Teether – The Tastiest Food as a Baby Teething Toy

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You think the baby is teething again? Oh don’t worry, I gave him some bacon. No, not real bacon! I gave him an Appeteethers bacon teether toy. I promise it’s totally baby safe, and who doesn’t love bacon?

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Rubik’s Cube Night Light – Soft Glow Classic Retro Puzzle Lamp

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I’ve been trying to solve this Rubik’s Cube puzzle for a solid 10 minutes now, with no luck. All I’ve managed to do is make it light up. I didn’t even know it could do that! That’s because this isn’t the classic puzzle game but is instead a Rubik’s Cube night light? That explains many things.

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Outdoor Foosball Table – Play Games and Enjoy Mother Nature

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Where do you kids think you’re going with the foosball table? You can’t just take it out onto the porch. I saw the weather forecast; it’s going to rain today. I just know you’re going to leave it out there. Let’s get the Hall of Games outdoor foosball table set up for you to use instead. It won’t mind a little water!

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GingerDEAD Man Cookie Cutter – Spooky Halloween Treats

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Why does the house smell like gingerbread? I know it’s not Christmas, you can’t fool me that easily. You’re making it for Halloween with your gingerdead man cookie cutter and stamper? Well, I do like gingerbread so I guess it’s a bonus season!

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Haunted Mansion Clock – Spooky 13 Hour Grandfather Clock

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Don’t any of you foolish mortals know how to tell time? I’m the only one with a clock because you’re all just ghosts? Well, good thing I’ve got the Disney 13 hour Haunted Mansion clock to keep me on schedule. You happy haunts don’t have to worry about getting to work on time!

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UFO Round Ice Mold – Make Out of this World Sci Fi Sphere Ice

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What do you mean it feels a little extraterrestrial in here? Oh, I see you found my UFO round ice mold. That’s how I make perfectly sphere ice for all my best cocktails. Didn’t you know, all the best inspiration comes when you think outside the box, or planet in this case.

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Round Outdoor Daybed – Luxurious Rattan Birdcage Sofa Bed

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I was just remembering our trip to the Bahamas. You know what I miss most? Laying in a daybed and listening to the water. I saw a rattan birdcage round outdoor daybed that I think I’m going to get. I’ll put it by the pool and pretend I’m in the tropics!

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BruMate Slim Can Koozie – The Best Skinny Can Cooler

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Don’t mind me, I’m just fighting with my can koozie over here. I love these skinny can drinks, but they just don’t stay in a standard size holder very well. It’s sliding around and doesn’t stay cold, either. You want me to try out your BruMate Hopsulator slim can koozie?

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Outdoor Bean Bag Chair – Best Seat to Relax at a Patio or Pool

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Okay, who left a bean bag outside last night? It rained, so now I have to clean up this soggy mess. I wish you kids remembered the outdoor bean bag chair and used that instead. You know it’s not a good idea to leave a bean bag outside.

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Solar Wind Chime – Color Changing Eco Friendly Wind Mobile

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I decided I wanted to add some vibrant colors to the porch this year. My black thumb, though, says that flowers are a bad idea. Instead, I’m opting for a solar wind chime to add some brightness. You want to know what a solar power wind chime is?

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Hanging Hammock Chair Brings a Relaxing & Stress Free Seat

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One of my favorite things about summer are the rainstorms. I love sitting out in a hanging hammock chair on the porch. The sound of the rain, the fresh smell – everything is just so soothing. It’s even better with a good book and a glass of lemonade!

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Magic Silicone Cake Mold for the Creative Custom Baker

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This kitchen cabinet is just full of baking pans. Every time I open it, I feel like it’s an avalanche waiting to happen. How did we get so many different cake pans? I should just get rid of them all and get a magic silicone cake mold instead. Then I can make any shape cake with just one magic snake mold!

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Shark Sushi Platter – Best Way to Attack a Delicious Meal

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What’s for dinner tonight? You’re making sushi so that we can eat like the apex predator of the ocean? I hope you’re serving it on the shark attack sushi platter! That Tuna didn’t stand a chance!

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Julius Caesar Pencil Holder – The Ides of March on Your Desk

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Beware the Ides of March! Alright, so I probably don’t have as many things to worry about as Julius Caesar did. One thing I know for sure, I don’t have to stress over is where to store my pencils. This Julius Caesar pencil holder is the perfect addition to my desk!

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