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Star Wars Lightsaber Umbrella for When the Force isn’t Enough

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You know how they say April showers bring May flowers? Well, I think they’re wrong. Rain showers bring out the Dark Side! If you don’t believe me, check out my Star Wars lightsaber umbrella. While I could join the Light Side of the Force, I seem to get the sidewalk to myself if I don't!

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Grass Flip Flops – Enjoy the Lawn without the Allergies

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There’s no better feeling on my feet than running through the lawn. I love the feeling of the blades of grass and summer. What I don’t love, however, are the green stains, insects, and other hazards hidden within the grass. My grass flip flops give me the best of both worlds!

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Del Sol Solize Color Changing Sunglasses – Changes in the Sun

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Whew, it sure is hot and sunny out today! I’m looking forward to enjoying a day out of the house though. Wait a second, weren’t your sunglasses white just a moment ago? They’re the same glasses? You didn’t change them, they’re Del Sol Solize color changing sunglasses.

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Waterproof Dry Bag – Keep Your Valuables Safe Around Water

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You’re heading out to kayak today? Well, don’t forget your Earth Pak waterproof dry bag this time. We don’t want a repeat of the phone incident. Yes, I’m sure it’s really waterproof and will even float if you go overboard!

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Darth Vader Luggage – This IS the Suitcase You’re Looking For

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You always said you wanted to join the Dark Side. Well, pack your bags! No, literally, pack your bags and embrace the Dark Side with the hard shell Darth Vader luggage set. Now, everywhere you go you’ll bring a little Empire with you.

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OppoSuits Pac Man Suit – Be Bold & Gobble Up Crowd Attention

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I got myself a new suit for my upcoming job interview, what do you think? Why are you looking at me like I’m insane? It’s my new OppoSuits Pac Man suit that is sure to make me stand out! You don’t think Pac Man is appropriate in a boardroom? You’re a party pooper, you know that.

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Shoe Washing Machine – Apartment and Dorm Portable Washer

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No, yinz kids aren't bringing your shoes over here to wash after you've been out hiking in the mud all day. I know the washers at your dorm costs quarters, but you'd have some if you didn't spend them all on Ms Pac-Man! Try out a portable shoe washing machine instead. You should be able to use a portable washing ...

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Sushi Socks – A Delicious Taste of Japan on Your Feet

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I tried a piece of that sushi you had sitting on the counter; it was horrible! I couldn’t even chew it, and it tasted vaguely like socks. Oh, they’re actually wearable maki roll sushi socks, and they’re not for eating. I feel like this explains many things.

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Real Life Harry Potter Invisibility Cloak Creates Magical Pictures

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Are you trying to sneak into the kitchen to grab more cake? You know I can still see you, right? Just because you’re wearing your Harry Potter invisibility cloak doesn’t mean you’re actually invisible.

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Pegasi 2 Light Therapy Glasses – Sleep Better in a Week

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Oh gosh, you look terrible today. Did you sleep last night? Here, take these Pegasi 2 light therapy glasses, you really need them. They’ll help you get better sleep, have more energy, and stay ahead of the jet lag!

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Waterproof Socks – Randy Sun Unisex Socks for Outdoors

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Gross, my feet are soaked after shoveling the driveway. That’s it, hand me some of those plastic grocery bags, I’m going old school. Don’t look at me like that, they’re totally practical. What are these? They’re breathable Randy Sun waterproof socks? They seem kind of fancy, but if they keep my feet dry then I’m all ...

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Titanium Magnetic Therapy Bracelet – Pain Relief for Men

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You know, I’d love to go golfing with you this weekend, Fred. Can we get a later tee time though? My arthritis has been so bad lately I just can’t seem to get moving in the mornings. You got a titanium magnetic therapy bracelet to help with that same problem? Does it really work?

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Legend of Zelda Triforce Cufflinks Dress Like a Legendary Hero

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I may wear a suit during the day, but at night I rescue princesses! Don’t look at me like that, everyone needs a hobby. I know you’re not supposed to mix business with pleasure, but I saw these Legend of Zelda Triforce cufflinks, and I couldn’t resist.

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Citizen Star Wars Watch – Celebrate the Light and Dark Side

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I need a new watch; this one has finally given out. What kind of watch do you think Darth Vader would wear? Or maybe Luke Skywalker; I bet his would be really cool too. You think I should get the Citizen Star Wars watch and have the best of both worlds?

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Torege Sunglasses – Top Sports Polarized Lens Sunglasses

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You want to know why I’m carrying three pairs of sunglasses in my purse? Well, one of them is for driving and reflection on pavement. Then, we might go to the lake, so I brought these for the water. But, I also planned to go cycling on my lunch break, so that’s the third pair. What are these? These Torege sunglasses ...

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Dark Brotherhood Blanket – Skyrim Fleece Throw Blanket

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Hey, did you talk to some guy named Cicero on the street just now? I passed him as he was muttering something about the Night Mother, and he told me I should join his secret society. Seemed pretty strange to me. Wait, why are you carrying a Skyrim fleece Dark Brotherhood throw blanket? How many times have I told you ...

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Pizza Pocket Hoodie – Carry a Slice Anywhere!

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Who ate the last slice of pizza? One moment, we had three slices remaining, and when I turn around, they're all missing. How come yinz are sitting there smiling, and why are you wearing matching pizza shirts? So you're carrying a piece of pizza in your Pizza Pocket hoodie and saving it for later? That sounds smart. ...

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Knitted Viking Beard Hat – A Winter Beanie for Barbarians

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I’m heading out to shovel the driveway, honey. Why are you looking at me like that? Do you not like my new hat? I thought a knitted Viking beard hat would bring some smiles to an otherwise tedious chore. Plus, I can always do some barbarian pillaging after I’m done! Why would I want a knitted hat with a beard?

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