This is not the pen you’re looking for. No, seriously, you can’t borrow my Star Wars Cross Stormtrooper pen. It’s what I use to draw up all my blueprints for the Death Star, and I can’t part with it. You know how cranky Darth Vader gets when he doesn’t get his prints on time!
Is that a light bulb, just floating on your desk? It’s actually a levitating lamp with a wireless charger that lights the room and charges your phone? That seems like a pretty handy all in one design! Does the wireless charger really work though?
Why are you lingering near my desk again, Terry? I told you to get your own stapler, this one is mine. In fact, my new novelty dragon stapler might burn your papers up. Dragons are great at keeping evildoers away.
You know, light up shoes have come a long way since we were kids. Now they have super bright LED lights in all sorts of colors. Thanks to USB technology, these LED sneakers even be recharge now. I was so bummed when the lights would go out when I was young. I wonder if there are light up shoes for adults?
You guys remember last year when Dave flipped the whole bowl of guacamole at the tailgate? This year, I’m making sure there are no more avocado related atrocities. Check out my new collapsible tailgating table! It holds drinks, chips and dip, and even has a cooler. It’s the perfect tailgate tool!
You know how they say April showers bring May flowers? Well, I think they’re wrong. Rain showers bring out the Dark Side! If you don’t believe me, check out my Star Wars lightsaber umbrella. While I could join the Light Side of the Force, I seem to get the sidewalk to myself if I don't!
That last storm brought down a bunch of branches and brush. We should really clean it up, but the full size chainsaw is too heavy to lug through that mess. Let's try out the Moyotec cordless mini chainsaw that I picked up. It’s supposed to be perfect for this kind of stuff!
I can’t believe our car got another flat tire! Timmy, can you hold the flashlight for me so I can put on the spare? I promise I won’t yell this time. You’re so much better at holding flashlights than you were yesterday! Help me this time, and when we get home, I promise I’ll buy a pair of flashlight gloves for the ...
There’s no better feeling on my feet than running through the lawn. I love the feeling of the blades of grass and summer. What I don’t love, however, are the green stains, insects, and other hazards hidden within the grass. My grass flip flops give me the best of both worlds!
Whew, it sure is hot and sunny out today! I’m looking forward to enjoying a day out of the house though. Wait a second, weren’t your sunglasses white just a moment ago? They’re the same glasses? You didn’t change them, they’re Del Sol Solize color changing sunglasses.
Hey, you’re coming to D&D night, right? We’re about to start a new campaign, and I think you’re going to love it. The guys even got me a customized wooden Dungeon Master mug to celebrate. Oh, don’t look at me that way. I won’t purposely try to kill you off... probably.
I’m going to take the kayak out and go fishing today, so plan on fish for dinner. Of course I’m actually going to bring fish home this time! I have the Deeper Chirp fish finder to help me find all the best fish.
There’s nothing like some delicious smoked meats from my favorite barbecue joint. I wish I could replicate this at home, but I don’t want to get involved with buying an actual smoker. I’m going to give the SmokeStack wood chips smoking kit a try. You can use any grill, so why not?