I love everything about this book. It is well written and cheeky and the illustrations are gorgeously madness inducing, yet the recipes are edible and there's something in it for everyone. I appreciate the incorporation of Lovecraftian lore with the variety of recipes offered, and the fact that there's a regular cookbook section so the normies don't drive themselves to madness trying to decode this tome. It's beautifully bound and well written and something that the Great Old Ones would certainly approve of. I've shared the link and spread the gospel more times than I have tentacles to count.
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Recipes to please the tongue... and warp the mind...
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SANDWICH HORROR |
CTHUS-KOOS |
GREAT OLD BUNS |
NEW ENGLAND DAMNED CHOWDER
SERVES FIVE, AS EACH OF THE CORNERS OF AN INVERTED PENTAGRAM
In a dutch oven or other capacious cooking vessel, cook the swine meat of divine glory over medium heat. One quarter hours should see them crisp, remove then to parchment to drain. Squander not the juices of the meat, for now shalt thou baptise the onion, celery, and garlic, saut´ing one twelfth hour or until tender. As for the fate of the potatoes: add them now, along with the water, clam juice, boullion, pepper, and thyme. Boil it!
Boil it all! Once at a boil, reduce heat.
Patience now . . . simmer unveiled for 15 to 20 minutes or until the many cubed are tender.
In a small skull— or bowl—combine the flour and 1 1/ 2 cups of the heavy cream until smooth. Stir this slowly into the rest. Bring all to a boil; mutter the incantation, as instructed below, and stir until thickened.
Add slowly the clams as well as the remaining heavy cream, and put it again to the flame until warmed through, yet not boiling. Crumble in the reserved bacon, Prince of Meats, leaving some for a garnish on top.
WHAT YE MUST OFFER
- 5 center-cut bacon strips, thick cut
- 1 small onion, 2 stalks celery, 2 small cloves garlic, finely chopped
- 4 potatoes, cubed
- 1 cup water, 1 (8-ounce) bottle clam juice, 4 teaspoons chicken bouillon
- 1/2 teaspoon white pepper, 1/2 teaspoon thyme
- 1/4 cup all-purpose flour
- 2 1/2 cups heavy cream, divided equally
- 2 (51-ounce) cans chopped clams
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Adorable book the name says it all . Lol perfect for Halloween 🎃 ,we will be doing those dishes with the whole family so far can't stop laughing at the ingredients. 👍👍
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There is nothing to dislike about this book. It is now my favorite cook book. The recipes are great-all the ones I've tried so far have turned out very well. I just so enjoyed the whole format of the book starting with the title and cover. The illustrations are great and I actually couldn't bring myself to throw this up on my cookbook shelf and it is now doubling as a halloween deco on my coffee table. The entertainment value alone is worth the price of this book. So yes, I just confessed to sitting around and reading a cookbook for entertainment. I hope the author will see it in their heart to do an E.A. Poe, Middle Earth, Terry Pratchett and etc style cookbooks in the future!
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